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Helvetica

A person who rules the universe in font form.
Hey what’s the best font?

Futura, and Graphik are good fonts, but we should all praise our great leader of the universe known as Helvetica.
by AnOrganism February 5, 2021
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Helvetica

The preferred typeface of Emos everywhere.
Bob: I want to name my daughter Helvetica.
Joe: Bob, you're a emo faggot.
by TJ's Hooker March 25, 2009
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helvetin kuustoista

Finnish curse word that means (Hell's sixteen)
Jonathan: Hi Tuomas! What are you doing?
Tuomas: Helvetin kuustoista! it's broken!
by Sk0rp3r October 22, 2019
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The Helvetica Scenario

The Helvetica Scenario is when the queen leaves the nest, or the center of calcium. this can happen when making industrial calcium. Noone really knows where the makers of Look Around You came up with this idea but it is thought that it could possibly be an inside joke(possibly to the entire country) that the U.S. is left out of. When helvetica happens you do not want to be anywhere near that area. your face will melt off which is pretty bad.
It is not only limited to calcium however, it can also happen with i-calcium atomic weight 42.
this is the only way to express it.
The Helvetica Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU&feature=related
by gdug27 February 23, 2009
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helvetica-fucker

Aw, man look at that helvetica-fucker... He's on Pitchfork again.
by alamodegirl April 5, 2011
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helvetic

A slang term for the feeling or situation of hell, or a term for something that describes a peculiar and funny situation.
This bottle of wine makes me feel really helvetic
by K-alpacca September 13, 2017
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helvetica

Solar is very helvetica rn
by solar0range February 8, 2024
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