Helpless executive syndrome

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

helpless romantic

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

by Shawny G January 3, 2008

Helpless Cat

When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.

by NOTGIBRAN234 May 24, 2010

helpless prey game

While in bed, the female takes the place of a tiger, the shirtless male her prey. The female will taunt the male by explaining how she will "eat" him. She might play around with his belly button, abs, chest, ext.

Last night, my girlfriend played the helpless prey game...it turned me on big time

by Saraniharj Lokethjkfdl Mcmarlonderdodal March 1, 2008

helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

helpless baby

The small, resinated remaining portion of a joint.
Usually, it is too small to even hold any longer- or it starts to burn one's lips.
Also known as H.B.

"Hey, do you still want to hit this little joint? Heck no! I don't want that Helpless baby"!

"This is stil burnin', you want? NO! Get that H.B out of here"!

by LADYFAWN February 1, 2006

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018