The KL Helpline answers all questions with scalpel-like accuracy and correctness. It is the most reliable and valid source of information when completing assignments. Said information must be referenced to avoid suspicion and plagiarism, or else it will look like you stole it straight outta Area 51 or some other top secret government facility due to its precocious nature. If the KL Helpline had been around over two-thousand years ago, Jesus would have no reason to seek help from his father with assignments.
KL Helpline: You have reached the KL Helpline. How may I help you?
Student: I've been trying to get with this girl I really like, and I don't want to screw it up... could you tell me how I could approach her?
KL Helpline: Just tell her that you're attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun: inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Student: Wow! Thanks KL Helpline! You're the best!
Student: I've been trying to get with this girl I really like, and I don't want to screw it up... could you tell me how I could approach her?
KL Helpline: Just tell her that you're attracted to her like the Earth is attracted to the Sun: inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Student: Wow! Thanks KL Helpline! You're the best!
by KL Helpline September 15, 2009
Get the KL Helpline mug.A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".
My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.
by peggy87 July 29, 2010
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When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.
Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.
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The longest tenured employee of the company who can tell you the correct way to do any job because he's done them all. Helpy Helpingtons are usually content to blend into their environment but when an opportunity arises for them to show their expertise they are compelled to impose their solution on you. "Nobody likes a Helpy Helpington."
by Baby mufuckin Spanky October 17, 2008
Get the Helpy Helpington mug.A euphemism for consuming any media of high quality, used by black metal fans. 'Sieg Heiling' ALWAYS appears with the progressive aspect.
"At the moment, I'm Sieg Heiling 'Introduction to Graph Theory' by Richard Trudeau. His explanation of the Euler characteristic is very lucid."
"I was Sieg Heiling 'Memoria Vetusta I: Fathers of the Icy Age' the other day. It's truly a classic of the genre."
"I was Sieg Heiling 'Memoria Vetusta I: Fathers of the Icy Age' the other day. It's truly a classic of the genre."
by 1338 h4x0r April 8, 2008
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by JJ Col December 31, 2011
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Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
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