Homeless Hellraiser

A pedal-powered vehicle (usually a bicycle, but inclusive of trikes and bicycle/shopping-cart hybrids) distinguishable by the copious application of tinfoil to the spokes, spray-painted gold frame and/or components, mismatched (and technically inappropriate) "upgraded" components, and flipped drop bars, or bum bars. These vehicles usually have a single speed, or a geared drivetrain (usually in a state of disrepair and capable of only one forward speed), and little to no stopping (braking) power. Accessories include "panniers" (garbage bags) filled with bottles and radios strapped to the rear rack or handlebars.

Pedestrian 1 (moments after narrowly avoiding a collision with a man on a bicycle): "WOAH! Watch it, man!"

Cyclist: "(mumbles to self incoherently.)"

Pedestrian 2: "You've got to look out for those crackheads tearing through town on their homeless hellraisers, man; they'll bowl you right over!!"

by mostlypedals May 21, 2010

hellbait

An extremely young girl one is sexually attracted to.

Unlike a barely legal chick who lure men to incarceration with hot, nubile, tight, young bodies (see jailbait), a girl that is considered hellbait is so young that, if one were to fuck her, one would definitely go to hell.

D: Why the fuck are you watching a children's pageant on cable?
J: I can't help it, one of them looks just like Jonbenet.
D: Turn that hellbait shit off you sick fuck!

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

Hellbanianz

A drug cartel based on the U.K with their leaders being vinz and stealth also they are known for stealing 53M£ from there which is is also mentioned In a song by a ex-member of the group know as Noizy,the group currently sitting at 300+ members as of 2022 and new ones joining everyday, it's said that they are the most dangerous mafia in the world!

Me:Who Gives Us The Most Pain?
Google: Besides Girls... Hellbanianz.

by Void6670 September 4, 2022

hollybrain

When an individual or group makes dramatic conclusions to otherwise regular situations because of learned expectations from consuming "Hollywood media"

"dude, we cant start a movement against big pharma, they'll have us KILLED!"
"shut up dude, you've got some real hollybrain lately"

by notseamless September 12, 2020

Henbrain

A phrase used when someone tries to be funny but he/she cannot.

It's specially used with a hashtag as a reply to an unfunny joke.

A: Hey, this phrase is not in longman dictionary.
B: Yes, but it is in Snell's anatomy. (It isn't actually)
A: #henbrain

by KnightKingV2 May 14, 2018

Hellraiser

Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?

Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"

Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."

Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"

Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"

Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"

Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."

Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."

Iam *sigh*

by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Hawaii hellraiser

Involves a man slamming a coconut repeatedly into his erect penis until either the coconut or penis breaks- a dangerous game to play

Oh man, donavon really shattered his 3 inch penis when he played that game called Hawaii hellraiser. I heard he had to get his broken chode removed and now has a vagina!

by Hawaii Hellraiser January 9, 2018