Polish helicopter

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act

PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

helicopter piss

When a male starts to urinate and proceeds to do several 360 circles.

I got suspended from school because i got caught doing the helicopter piss

by Evilmonkey2ko December 1, 2017

slippery helicopter

A fat lady lays still on a bed covered in butter flavored maple syrup. A man of much smaller size then lays stomach down on the womans belly inserting ahis penis into the womans belly button hole. He then uses his surroundings to spin in a counter clockwise direction. (All of this is performed whilst unclothed)

Did you hear Bertha and Marty tried the slippery helicopter?

by ya boy riley September 12, 2017

Helia

Helia is an absolutely gorgeous girl, who has an amazing sense of humour. She just glows and everyone can’t help but notice her. She is beautiful, sweet and an overall outgoing person.

Girl #1: God, helia is perfect, no wonder everyone likes her!

Girls #2: I know! I wish I had a helia in my life.

by urbeautiful November 11, 2019

helicopter bitch

A very complex takedown move performed by Badger in the show Breaking Bad.

Badger: DID YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT MUCH PSUEDO.
Jesse: GET OF ME PSYCHO!
*Badger grabs Jesse*
Badger: HELICOPTER BITCH!
4x360 degree spins.

by swebonny2 December 4, 2011

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Finland Helicopter

Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.

Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!

by BMJimmer November 22, 2010