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Helenasexual

Friend: What is your sexuality?
I’m Helenasexual.
by hbcsimp January 25, 2021
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Helenise

To 'make random'
If one sticks their tongue out... it is a 'Helenism' and therefore to 'helenise.
by Youcanseeit2 March 19, 2009
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Helenais

Helena is a breath taking drop dead gorgeous girl her eyes are bleu and blonde hair that is breath taking she is a loveable caring and kind person you can always express your feelings toward her and she

will always make you feel better Helena Is good at squash and she makes a big effort to fit in but she does not relize that she already fits in she has a smocking hit body even though she might not think so
Helenais can be defined as a rose that only blooms once a year
by Sebastián/Shnockums October 15, 2019
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Helenitis

When you are completely freaking out to be with your girl and the only remedy is to get naked with her.
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You look all bummed out and anxious. Yeah man I have Helenitis, I need to get naked with my girl.
by King Chocolactic September 17, 2013
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Heelaist

Heelaist- when one is disrespectful and rude towards the worshiping of Heelaism.
What do you mean everyone who worships Heelaism is stupid and worshipping a fake belief that we made up? That’s just Heelaist.
by Just your average Heelaism fan November 17, 2021
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Helenism

The word used to describe a female dictator whos totalatarian leadership is based souly on the stupidity of a collection of mentally retarded voters who sit residense in a marae.
"Helenism appeals to poor people because they are too stupid to understand highly interlectual conversations, and so appeals to their most base instinct by handing them lollies and showing them pretty pictures of puppies in rose gardens."
by Tom Leeper January 25, 2006
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Hellenist

Historically, Hellenists were Jews who were more attracted to the Ancient Greek way of life and longed to break free from the collectivist constraints of their heritage. They valued their personal individuality, and wished to identify themselves as the popular, dominant, scintillating Greeks rather than as the traditionalist and reviled Jews.

Some Hellenists converted due to antisemitism, and may have sacrificed their Jewish identity against their will for the sake of survival. However, many Hellenists simply loved Greek culture and identified with it more strongly than with their "Jewish roots". They did not think race and blood had anything to do with their own self-created identity, and they were completely assimilated.

Hellenists don't have to be Jewish at all. They are generally people who have a Western way of thinking, valuing image, Platonic philosophy, and a high quality of life over moral stipulations. Materialistic glory and aesthetic perfection are valued slightly higher than "Marxist" or "communist" compassion and collectivism.

American "democracy" and capitalism is the scion of ancient Greek Hellenism.
While you prefer Mark Chagall's fiddler painting because it holds more moralistic meaning to you, I find it somewhat crude and prefer Michelangelo's David statue, it is so much more beautiful and elegant! It took a lot more skill to create! What can I say, maybe I'm just a Hellenist
by spliffsmoker September 4, 2011
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