1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
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A straight up bitch, sarcastic but once you get to know her, she's really sweet and thoughtful. She's fun to be with and you'll love to get close with her. Cute. Funny. Lovely. Outgoing.
She's such a Heizel! I love her.
by girlfromnowhere June 8, 2021
Get the Heizel mug.Heizel is a given name of German origin, often also written as Hazel or Hazyl (although Hazel is often considered a English or Irish name). Heizel can be a rendition of the colour Hazel, which is a common eye colour.
Heizel is a surname most prevalent in North American countries such as the United States of America and Canada.
In my opinion, Heizel is a gorgeous name and I’d love to name my child it one day. Although, with the spelling, it’s a more hipster styled name. Non the less, it’s beautiful and has a nice origin.
Heizel is a surname most prevalent in North American countries such as the United States of America and Canada.
In my opinion, Heizel is a gorgeous name and I’d love to name my child it one day. Although, with the spelling, it’s a more hipster styled name. Non the less, it’s beautiful and has a nice origin.
“Hello, my name is Heizel.”
“How interesting, my grandma from Zürich had that last name before she got married!”
“How interesting, my grandma from Zürich had that last name before she got married!”
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Get the Shikanoin Heizou mug.one of the hottest men in the world of Teyvat. I do not know if i want to breed him or if i want him to breed me. everything going from the choker, his ranpo vibes, his very pullable hair and just his very hot and sexy face. yea he's short but he also has one of the longest,thickest best schlongs ever seen. i swear if i ever saw him i'd give him the best most mouth watering, wettest, head leaning back, whimpering, screaming without the s, gawk gawk ever.
just one chance please shawty bae.
just looking at him makes me pop the biggest nut ever known to man kind. I've probably beaten records after busting a nut to him.
just one chance please shawty bae.
just looking at him makes me pop the biggest nut ever known to man kind. I've probably beaten records after busting a nut to him.
person 1 : yo did u see the shikanoin heizou??
person 2 : yea bro look at how white my pants are i even talked to him
person 1: you're so lucky!
person 2 : yea bro look at how white my pants are i even talked to him
person 1: you're so lucky!
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Get the Shikanoin Heizou mug.Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.
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