heineken

My personal Fav beer in the world, and ive tried most, if you havent been to amsterdam, please dont comment!

Grab me a heineken! or we could go down to that coffee bar?!

by Jackrabbit710 December 28, 2005

heineken

Imported beer preferred by Asians, particularly OGs (old guys, original gangsters) and fobs (fresh off the boat immigrants) and particularly Vietnamese.

"Aww shit, Johnny's drinking Heinekens and smoking triple-5s with the fobs. Fob-wannabe."

by TuanTuan November 5, 2005

heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Heineken beer

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”

“Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella”

by YoungFella December 12, 2021

Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011

heineken houdini

when someone disappears at some point during a night out, usually without telling anyone, or if they do they will say they are going to the toilet or bar and then just go home.

"where's phil?"
"dunno man, he said he was gonna get a drink about half an hour ago so probably done a heineken houdini"

by edward scott October 19, 2005