A small small town that contains a whole lot of nothing. Nothing meaning only one convenience store (IGA) and only one fast food place (Alibertos). Like every town there is a post office and a library. That's about it. Heber has a very small population of nerdfighters, (if you counted them right now you wouldn't have to count very high because you would only be counting to the number 1). Heber specializes in creating WorldSuck.
They say in a small town things grapevine pretty fast? Well you have no idea until you live in a town this small. Nothing is secret and nothing is sacred.
The population on Heber goes to a high school called Mogollon High School. We excel in sports and music, and have the best small ensemble on the white mountains.
They say in a small town things grapevine pretty fast? Well you have no idea until you live in a town this small. Nothing is secret and nothing is sacred.
The population on Heber goes to a high school called Mogollon High School. We excel in sports and music, and have the best small ensemble on the white mountains.
Person #1: Have you heard about what's her name? She asked what's his name to the dance didn't she?
Person #2: Of course I've heard about what's her name. Who hasn't heard about her?
Person #3 (lonely nerd type person): I haven't heard about what's her name.
Person #1: Well that sir is because you are a nerd, and nerds are not allowed to be included in the grapevine. You are not permitted to know anything. The only thing you're good for is to be made fun of.
Person #3: *grabs stuff and walks away slowly pretending this never happened*
That's your run through of a normal day in small town Heber, Arizona, USA.
Person #2: Of course I've heard about what's her name. Who hasn't heard about her?
Person #3 (lonely nerd type person): I haven't heard about what's her name.
Person #1: Well that sir is because you are a nerd, and nerds are not allowed to be included in the grapevine. You are not permitted to know anything. The only thing you're good for is to be made fun of.
Person #3: *grabs stuff and walks away slowly pretending this never happened*
That's your run through of a normal day in small town Heber, Arizona, USA.
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A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
by Twalger April 29, 2005
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Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
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Get the mitch hedberg mug.1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
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Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
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