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Grape Harvester

The act of a woman reaching under her body to acess a a mans ball's, cup them in her hand and gently pull down, during sex.
Usually during missionary or doggystyle postions.
Last night, Rachel was a in the mood to
be a Grape Harvester.
by Kogan99 April 29, 2009
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Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.
'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'
by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011
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wedgie-harvester

Any person who is a serial murf-diggler.
An experienced wedgie-harvester, Marciano was on the prowl last night at the laundromat.
by The arbenian March 20, 2014
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Harvester Motel

The nesting grounds of demons and creatures unknown to man-kind. They feast on the flesh of those lost souls whom seek shelter and safety only to be found in a living hell.
Address: 821 US-34, Plano, IL 60545
Phone: (630) 552-8018
1: Dude we should go somewhere scary
2: Harvester Motel?
1: Not that scary, I don't want to die.
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cum harvester

One who harvests ejaculate fluid.
dude 1: LOL man ur gay!!1
dude 2: Go harvest some ejaculate fluid, you fuckin' cum harvester.
by Arejay April 11, 2005
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Hatester

someone who sucks and cant ever say anything positive ever. an angry hipster, and product of self loathing that ensued after years and years hating.

any average hipster coming down off a night of cocaine use and the beers all gone and its too late to buy more.
i made this hatester some breakfast once, including omelet with cheese potatoes and bacon, english muffins and fruit.
by civilian601 June 21, 2012
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Orgasm Harvester

A person who performs an orgasm harvest.

Physiologically, it is easier for a man to harvest multiple orgasms from a woman because men usually need to rest between orgasms.
One theory behind why a person would be an orgasm harvester is low self-esteem, much like why some women become sluts.
One theory explaining why some men in particular would be an orgasm harvester is if a typical nice guy gets stuck in the friend zone with every woman he meets, when he finally does get to have sex, he pleasures the hell out of her with the hopes he can do it again in the future.
Jack: You missed one hell of a party. Throughout the night, Jill kept sneaking off with random dudes and sucking them off. She must’ve pleasured half the guys there!
Jim: Wow, talk about your orgasm harvester.

Candy: Lee seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s probably nothing special in the sack.
Sarah: I disagree, my friend hooked up with him and it turns out he’s an orgasm harvester.
Candy: That's hot.
by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010
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