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heart palpitations

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.
Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .
by marlyn c February 23, 2021
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Heart paddling

Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012
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heart pause

What happens when you see the one you love. Your blood stops flowing and you get all hot inside. Then your heart beats rapidly as though you've run a race.
When I saw Dave approaching the raindrop splashed doorway, i felt my heart pause.
by Duckels February 19, 2004
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Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.
Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.
by j0hnd03man January 9, 2018
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Heart Punch

a swift blow directly to the region surrounding the heart, solicited by any provocation whatsoever, delivered in a playful and/or violent manner.
that little bitch deserved that heart punch.
by 307leland November 13, 2004
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Heart Penis

It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.
In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."

Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!
by Mish8 May 1, 2012
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heart person

A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.
'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'

'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020
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