d. hazen

a term which means, drinking, doing drugs, or having sex with someone underaged.

"i saw a d. hazen on the street corner today"

by im bad ass! August 22, 2008

Hazen's Law

Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.

Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.

Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.

Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.

by Barfolamew November 10, 2012

blazen hazen

To be a toolor to be a poser. Someone who copies what everyone else does.

Man that dude is blazen hazen.

by slammer77 December 29, 2007

Daddy Hazen

Daddy Hazen is a term used to describe your local sexual offender without exposing him.

Oh man, Daddy Hazen got me last night.

by DaddyDefiner January 16, 2019

Katelynn Hazen

Oh honey, this is the girl you need! She is absolutely gorgeous, overly trustworthy, is always there for you, loyal as hell, and quite hilarious at times. Once she falls for you, she won’t be able to get you off her mind. You shouldn’t waste your time with her, not getting to the point about how you really feel. She wants to know. She can be quite sensitive at times, and at others seem like she has no feelings at all. Once you learn her ways she’ll make all the sense to why she is the right one for you, don’t doubt that one bit. She has the best hair, most wonderful smile, and cutest laugh! It depends on her mood, but she will either tell you straight up how she feels (if you ask) or she will change the subject. But her eyes never lie. She will give you this look that convinces you she needs you and wants you. You know that look that she gives that makes your heart skip a beat? Yeah that’s the one. You’ll never forget her. You need her.

I think I’m falling for Katelynn Hazen

by thegirlyoydontexpecthistobe January 20, 2018

hazen cheung

Hazen Cheung means a powerful rich woman who’s sexy beautiful and cute at the same time and is likeable by everyone one.

Wow you’re a literal Hazen Cheung

by Ily 🤟🏻 September 16, 2020

Lil hazen

A little layed back Youngin hes pretty chill until your in bed with him he gets pretty crazy and rough it’s not for the week especially with his autism it makes him 10 times more chill

Lil hazen loves Saylor

by Bennyboooo099 October 31, 2023