Hazmatic

Dangerous conditions caused by the accidental release of hazardous materials that could result in damage to humans or the environment

The lab assistant accidentally dropped the tube containing the tuberculosis virus, causing hazmatic conditions in the area.

by Naturenutchick July 6, 2018

hazmatting

The subtle art of setting up others to lose an argument before it has even begun.

I can't stop hazmatting people on facebook. It's just so fun!

by brownboysfriend July 17, 2016

hazmat

The multi-colored waste one finds in the crotch of women's panties.

Rob: Vaginas sure are beautiful !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !

by Fav February 13, 2008

hazmat

(adj.)Extremely potent, as in a drug or alcoholic beverage.

Dayum brotha, that dank we chiefed up last night was straight up hazmat; shit it made me forget my social security number, my sexual orientation, and where to properly take a dump!

------------------------
Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 14, 2006

hazmat dance

When an exotic dancer dances for you in a STRIP CLUB but keeps her distance from you like you have a disease and/or you are hazadous.

Bitch just gave me a hazmat dance man...

by Da15uke September 7, 2016

hazmat

-1.noun. A hat upon which your friends feel compelled to step on, or look down apon, as if it were a mat.
-2.verb. to do something that you believe would be awesome only to find it lacking in taste or style.

1- I know you thought would be awesome, but it's kind of a hazmat
2- Aw girl, you're outfit is terrible! why did you hazmat it!

by tickatickatack October 27, 2010

hazmath

the gayest shit ull ever meet bsclly they'll succ u off If u talk

hazmath do be coming tho

by yahhhhyeeeeettttt October 23, 2020