hammdaddy

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.

Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.

by Abuds May 10, 2018

hardaddy

Also known as chip, a hardaddy is someone who you are not sure which gender he is more intrigued upon. A guy who says he likes girls, but attracts guys named Joe and touches other men's penis.

" Bro, I think Geoff is a hardaddy."
" Get off of me you hardaddy."
Chip

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by Dale O July 20, 2014

Hagdaddy

1. A close father figure to someone, and a breadwinner.

2. Someone who loves women and treats them with respect

3. Someone who enjoys cheese.

Wow! Your father is a real Hagdaddy! I'm so jealous!

by DVMP June 3, 2024

Hagdaddy

1. An avid and helpful volunteer in the local community who helps children with cancer feel better, through donating copious amounts of money to children's hospitals.

2. Someone who really likes cheese.

"Wow! You're a real Hagdaddy! Here's your Nobel peace prize!"

by DVMP June 7, 2024