hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

Hatfished

Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.

"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."

by Tzensant June 12, 2020

hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

Halfish

A word used to discribe something that was only (about) half of how long it's supossed to be.

Annie: How was your day at school?
Nick: Halfish! :D
Annie: Huh???
Nick: We only had a half day cuz of snow! xD

by Nick! xD January 21, 2009

Hataishi

Sick bastard of a math teacher that needs to be shot and mutilated...Then she needs to be hit over the head with her f*ing overhead projector and then made to eat her math book!!! And then burn her at the stake!!!!!!!!!!

Damn! Hataishi is a bithch! She must Die!!! Lynch mob!

by Former Studen of Satan! June 6, 2004

hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )

Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

Hagfishing

When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.

Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!

by SlimeEelResearcher February 5, 2019