Skip to main content

Kouki Hartwin

by Kouki Hartwin November 15, 2018
mugGet the Kouki Hartwin mug.

Hartwick College

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.
Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape
by yan April 12, 2005
mugGet the Hartwick College mug.

Hartwick College

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.
Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!
by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004
mugGet the Hartwick College mug.

Emma Hartigan

A person who feels the need to post everything on their Snapchat story, let that be a full 10 paragraphs about the fact that they’re suffering from anxiety and that they hate themselves (There are some people out there who actually have these problems, and are not just looking for attention) or videos that are 5 minutes long of her twin sister sitting on her bed doing literally nothing. She is also a person that manages to feel sick in school. Every. Single. Day. But she doesn’t just magically feel sick, she also gets the teachers to feel sorry for her and her twin sister and send them home. She also, for some weird, unexplainable reason, feels the need to warp her mouth into really unnecessary shapes in every picture she takes. And one last thing. She also feels the need to go outside, into the town, WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, DURING FUCKING QUARANTINE!!!! DO HER OR HER THICK, DOSY FRIENDS NOT LISTEN TO THE NEWS, OR KNOW WHAT THE BLOODY CORONAVIRUS IS?? I RIGHT NOW FEEL THE URGE TO KNOCK HER AND HER THICK FRIEND’S HEADS OFF A ROCK, AND HOPEFULLY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THEM!!!! But do ya know what?? It probably won’t work, because some people are born as thick retards and stay thick retards their whole life. No matter how hard you try to get through to them, it never works. And that is the simple reason why coronavirus will be around for a long time to come, infecting and killing normal people like me and you, all because of these selfish, stupid retards.
Wow, it’s hard to believe that Emma Hartigan and her friends are that selfish to go against the word of every other person in Ireland and hang around with other people.
by Hgoekcrag April 26, 2020
mugGet the Emma Hartigan mug.

Kip of Hartwick

Kip is a typical frat boy name & guy on the surface. But dig a little deeper & you'll find this Midwest transplant thinks that stealing a new fresh wardrobe is all that's needed to change his character. He tries desperately to fit in among Upstate NY college alphas only to sleep with his new bro's GFs or BFs because this bi douche doesn't comprehend loyalty. Low brow fuckboi who falls in love over the internet, ala Napolean Dynamite. Hartwick interchangeable with other colleges. Kip of Pepperdine or Kip of Loyola or Kip of UTEP all work.
That new guy is such a Kip of Hartwick. He got caught banging his buddy's boyfriend this afternoon.
by ScorpionKing90 November 2, 2020
mugGet the Kip of Hartwick mug.

Hartigan

To give an individual a Hartigan.


In reference to Sin City, when Hartigan rips off that yellow bastards sausage and nuts off with his bare hands.
(angry) I am going to give that guy a hartigan for touching my sister !!!
by jmonkey1540 August 21, 2008
mugGet the Hartigan mug.

Hartigan

Wow, Jolly Ranchers are very common among Hartigans.
by meghanrachel October 9, 2008
mugGet the Hartigan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email