Hartwin

A pairing that is at the same time very strange (at first sight) and so lovable, floating between multiple kind of relationships. Even if people can make it disgusting. Too bad.

I don't have any example, 'cause to believe in Hartwin, you'll have to find some splendid fanfictions about those two (it can be tough).

by ShlockJr March 19, 2022

Kouki Hartwin

Gay retarded Furry

Kouki Hartwin (fuck)

by Kouki Hartwin November 15, 2018

pulling a hartwig

when you are having anal sex with a woman and after you cum and pullout she sits down and shits all over the place.

Dave: after having anal with lisa last night she sat down and began pulling a hartwig
Nick: did you clean it up?
Dave: no my mom did.

by mrright111 May 20, 2012

hartwig

An average looking man, but he looks high all the time, he is always sick,

He usually like gaming but he is a a definition of a noob
he doesn't get that many girls...

Untils he tells them he is a diplomat.
That's when the pussies start to rain dawwwwggg!!!

Ladies with exploding ovaries all screaming "hartwig you irresistibly sexy diplomat, fuck my brains out till I'm a goldfish".

Girl 1:"oh he looks so average"
Girl 2:" don't be so quick to judge, he might be a hartwig after all"
Girl 1:" stop you're already making me horny"

by Rasistmysoginist March 15, 2017

Harwinton

Harwinton is a small town tucked away in the hills of litchfield county. Although many outsiders believe the residents of Harwinton are all farmers, the town is full of recreational activities. Harwinton isn't just famous for the world famous Harwinton fair, In 1995 there was a Bigfoot sighting at Roraback WMA. There is also a local legend in Harwinton about a lost lead mine on the banks of Lead Mine brook that runs though the center of town. A group of individuals called the Harwinton Goonies spend their summers looking for the lost mine and treasure.

Did you travel through Harwinton yet?

by LeadMine? February 25, 2015

Hartwick Mouth

You can find these creatures lurking around Hartwick College located in Oneonta, NY. "Hartwick Mouth" is the condition possessed by a large number of both women and men who attend the college. "Hartwick Mouth" is when one's lips cannot accomodate their overly large teeth/gums. See also: Horse Mouth

That girl was looking good
Nah, man, she had Hartwick mouth

by Non-Hartwick-Mouth Girl December 16, 2010

hartwick

hartwick: more like HARTWACK! The finest Drug and Alcohol Institution. With church steeples and vine covered dormatories. Drinking on Monday's through Thursdays like it's New Years, in one of Oneonta's shit holes percieved to be a bar.

hartwick: 38 G's a year, shitty commons food, and drunken weeknights. Come with hopes of a education, leaving with a drinking, and/or drug habait :)

by jackass4u727 December 17, 2007