Electronic Harassment

The use of radio frequency, sonic, laser and other types of devices to remotely inflict a variety of effects on the mind and/or body.

Many today are unknowingly suffering the effects of electronic harassment.

by Artdericko June 28, 2016

fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.

"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

Flexual Harassment

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.

Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.

by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

Saxual Harassment

Is the act of humping someone while playing the saxophone, specifically the tune used for sax-rolling.

Made famous by 'Epic Sax Guy' - Sergey Stepanov.

I was dancing in the club, when I saw a guy performing saxual harassment to some girl to a very catchy tune.

sexual harass epic sax guy saxophone sax roll rick roll

by stener May 26, 2011

Techual Harassment

The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.

Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"

iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".

Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".

Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".

by Philbuntu August 31, 2010

sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Exual Harassment

The act of not letting go after a breakup. Specifically, when the former boyfriend/girlfriend calls, emails, sends gifts, etc. that are unwanted and make the other person highly uncomfortable.

Girl 1: I'm gonna stop taking his calls. I'm tired of him crying and begging for me to take him back. It's creeping me out.

Girl 2: Dude, you shouldn't put up with that. That's exual harassment!

by HopelessCynic July 24, 2010