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will harland

A Cumplete cunt.
Such a fucking drugy

A little blond fuck who thinks he's hard
by Takkas March 18, 2017
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Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.
Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "
by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021
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Hallandale Winter Frog

Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.
Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 9, 2009
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ollie hartlanded

when you talk and/or date somebody for a long period of time but just for fun because you are knowing full well from the start that you would never start a relationship with them because you’re a bitch.
woah bro that’s so peak, he totally ollie hartlanded her’
by lifeisabiych December 22, 2019
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Harlan

Daddy Harlan
by Daddy Mia September 21, 2018
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Harlan

1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.

2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.

Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.

3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.
Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours

that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.

All you need is Harlan
by Winner-of-life October 12, 2009
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Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School
by shitoris January 31, 2019
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