hardees

a place that never has customers

WOW! Hardees acually has a customer today.

by frankdabarborvegan October 23, 2003

Captain Jack Harkness

A character from Torchwood and some episodes of Doctor who. He is played by John Barrowman. He often fights Aliens from outer space. He has the inability to die, yet still ages. Some theories suggest that he is the younger version of The Face Of Boe.

Captain Jack Harkness can kick Captain Jack Sparrows ass!

by Angel Of Darkness April 5, 2008

hardees

To have sex with someone in an aggressive manner.

I don't like really rough sex but I do like it when I guy rails me quite hardees.

by Big poppa 62353456 August 10, 2016

Hardees

Home of Thickburgers. Delicious burger that should only be eaten after 1:00 AM. Otherwise you will be coherent enough to realize that what you are eating is not really all that delicious.

Umm, lets get a thickburger. No way dude, its only 7:00(PM).

by pseuodnym April 19, 2004

john harkes

The greatest espn commentator in the world. also just an overall great guy, who goes out of his way to help other people. not to mention he's a fucking god at soccer.

I love watching John Harkes on ESPN.

by soccerloverforever March 13, 2010

Harkness club

Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.

"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"

*High five*

by Hashtag_TheRealMichealCera!! March 5, 2014

Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017