Hargrave Free School

Hargrave Free School, sometimes referred to as "Satan's Triangle" is a barbaric torture sanctuary that opened in 1999 consisting of brainless wonders for SLT, and incompetent suck ups for teachers. They use corporal punishment and emotional abuse in order to "succeed" as a school. I personally think this school did nothing for any of the teachers or students except leave them scarred for the rest of their childhood.

"Goodness, do you hear all that destruction and chaos? It's coming from over there!"
"Oh that building? That's Hargrave Free School. Gosh I'm never sending my kid to that catastrophic zoo."

by Roblox Barbie December 16, 2021

Klaus Hargreeves

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.

person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?

by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

klaus hargreeves

a hottie thottie who smokes pottie

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves

by the ipbdps July 19, 2019

luther hargreeves

number ‘one’ out of seven children in the hargreeves family of the umbrella academy show . he was sent to the moon for four years by his father & is that one idiot leader who thinks he's better than everyone else.

nobody :
luther hargreeves : gUYS DAD SENT ME TO THE MOON FOR FOUR YEARS FOR NO REASON

by sip the tea March 24, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.

Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!

by amaxe March 7, 2019

daddy fuck me harder

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.

He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

by StormSniper1543 January 2, 2021