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hell in a handcart

Similar to 'hell in a handbasket'.
The description of the impending awfulness of a situation, by implying that both the uncomfortable mode of transport plus the final destination would make for one really unpleasant experience.
"Just ten minutes browsing randomly through urban dictionary proves that our beloved English language is broken, and we're all going to hell in a handcart"
by Phil G January 16, 2008
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handcarted

drunk, to excess. Rather tipsy
Me and blandridge went out last night and got totally handcarted
by kylet June 27, 2006
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Brooklyn Handcart

When a douchebag is actively leaving an upperdecker (taking a grunt in the toilet tank) while his skank is sitting on the shitter bowl reverse cowgirl facing him who is also dropping bowel bombs and slobbing his knob. (Blumpkin)
Tabor: Hey man, why did they kick you out of the kids bake sale?

Brian: They caught me driving a Brooklyn Handcart on that cupcake bitch with the sweet dumper.

Tabor: Nods in admiration.
by B Tsunami April 6, 2019
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harclarver

A nightmarish flying creature with a horrific cry, which is terrifying enough to instantly petrify if heard.
Run inside quick! There's a harclarver coming!
by Rick Mills September 7, 2004
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Sexton Hardcastle

Quite possible the coolest guy ever, he is a ladies man, smart, daring ,dashing, handsome, narcissistic, hawt and also very athletic. He has also been quoted as "the most charismatic and handsome guy to come to you via computer screen."
0M6! I LOVE TEH SEXTON! (millions of ladies)
by Snuphy January 22, 2005
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hardylarvae

HardyLarvae is a portmanteau of the words Harvard and Yale, the two most pretentious universities in the United States of America.

The premier greenhouse for the kweek² and nurture of the world's most mindless Intellectual Idiots¹ The holy see to the world's NEWAGE sacred secularism. Once renowned for its pursuit of " The Truth" - now no longer. Now a place to instill the enriched & the enrobed

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¹ Intellectual Idiots - After Nassim N. Taleb
² kweek - etymology dutch
He or cis-she read a major of modern academic social irrelevance at HardyLarvae, and is now an acceptant of the hallowed faith!
by denko12 December 7, 2019
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Hardcastle

A surname given to a posh boy who likes to be intimate with a horse rather than people but pretends not to like horses to cover it up.
I heard that dude fucks horses, hes a hardcastle
by Ohhhyeah69 December 11, 2019
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