When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
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A group of guys being guys in this one discord server, fools being fools. Named after a basement that was indeed made kf hardwood. Pretty epic.
by Trainguy43 April 20, 2020
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"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
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"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"
by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010
Get the Hardwood Floors mug.For starters, they are the most badass group of young men ever to bless a tenant with their presence. They live on Hardwood Ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world, even ass. Don't let this furries fetish distract you from the fact that you won't find a better house of people in the College Station/ Bryan area.
by HardwoodHaver3 November 25, 2019
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Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
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