HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

Hammboner

FAT NIGGA CUM

DAM HE BUSTED A HAMMBONER ON ME LAST NIGHT

by Nigga cum October 29, 2019

HaramboSexual

A Sexuality where you are attracted to Harambe the Gorilla.

#DixInHarambe

-I'm HaramboSexual, do you accept me?
-Go fu*k yourself you special snowflake

by Im a wizard. September 9, 2016

Hambonery

The act of going out and getting hamboned.

I've been sober for far to long and could use a good old fashioned hambonery.

by Me Animal December 12, 2010

hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

harmoner

When a male gets and erection while listening to females harmonize.

Tom got a harmoner while listening to the Dirty Projectors.

by lil Shelly January 25, 2014