Harland Sanders

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.

let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Hallandoatesis

When a botched circumcision leads to you losing that loving feeling.

Because of his Hallandoatesis, Timmy never was able to have an actual orgasm.

by Mearn April 6, 2010

Harland Williams

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.

Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.

by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006

Hadland

The ultimate challenge taker. Has no real home and works through any problem or challenge with no fear - making everything right or overcoming any of natures beasts. Has an unfortunate affinity to woman and alcohol (due to hard work) and avoids fights out of fear of their own strength (and love of life). A person also of love, compassion, hardship and intelligence when needed. Avoid Hadland on a bad day, love them on a good one. God's child - no one sees what they see.

X : 'He is one hard Nigger' (Pronoun in place of Hadland - name is never used out of fear)

Y : ' Seriously misunderstood'

Z : ' Perfect'

by Mr Impossible October 30, 2010

Erling the robot haaland

He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.

Erling the robot Haaland has scored 353467349 goals this minute.

by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023

Haaland

Currently the best striker in the world and plays for the current best club in Europe.

Rejected some shit club called Manchester United and went to play for the way better club in the same city.

Haaland scored a great goal.

by MCFC>MUFC June 20, 2023

Harland

Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.

Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.

by crime stopper November 24, 2020