Mike hanlon

Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world

Person 1: I love mike hanlon

Person 2: who doesn’t

by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020

Hakonians

A race of people who are all coincidentally named hakon.

i sure do wish the hakonians join the EU this year round, they would do so much good.

by PsycheSmith August 11, 2009

Hankining

To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).

When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.

by Guenter777 June 16, 2018

HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen

"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"

by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.

by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009