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Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.
Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.
by K. Washington July 24, 2016
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jesus handle

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.
My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.
by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009
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Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.
Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.
by moleycyrass December 30, 2014
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The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.
The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.
by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019
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holy shit handle

the handles found above the driver and passenger in most modern vehicles today, they are usually mounted on either the A-pillar or the roof beside the windows.
hey man, better grab the holy shit handle, i'm gonna hit the jump at the railroad tracks. hang the fuck on!!!
by Ratbiker June 11, 2007
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Hane out

When a group of guys all wearing Hanes underwear hang out. It originated from a kid that said want hang out but it sounded like hane.
You want to hane out later?
by Realinfo December 13, 2013
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Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person
She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!
by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013
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