National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce

by gayboiman September 17, 2021

October 17-Hand Picture Day

IT’S HAND PICTURE DAY. GO COLLECT HAND PICTURES.

give.me.hand.picture.since.it.is. OCTOBER 17-HAND PICTURE DAY

by urmomomom October 14, 2021

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019