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hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
by vince Meleco January 21, 2008
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HammerSaw

You get the two manly-ist tools on the planet and combine them in one..
Therefore you have the manly-ist tool of them all.

This describes, anything manly, pure awesome, cool, rad, sweet, tight or simply add it to any sentence to make it more manly, just because you can.

*warning, overusage may make you a tool or a fag or the manly-ist of them all.
"Hey bro. Did you see the tits on that mamacita? Those shits is HammerSaw!"

or.

"Hey man, did you see that bikers' hog?! He had those fake chrome man balls on the back, that guy is sooo HammerSaw."

"That rav4 just got 90 feet of air off that double double.
Damn, one word.... HAMMERSAW!"
by Taylowww November 5, 2009
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Hamsterslam

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.
"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"
by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010
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Hammerschmidt

Sombody with a long schlong. He uses it well and can make anybody well just by slapping them with it!!! He like donuts also
Hammerschmidt made me fell better last night. He also gave me a donut
by Big dick giles aka russo February 14, 2019
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hammerspacetime

The combination of hammerspace and hammertime as predicted by Albert Einstein. As a neologism it almost makes no sense.
"Wow, placing this Tumble Time Tigger next to this Amy Rose figurine warps quite a bit of hammerspacetime."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Vitriol July 22, 2006
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Hammersavage

A new and upcoming phrase online for a horrible and disturbing event.

Current definitions include: Screw over, Fuck, a massive bowl movement, epic failure, and cesspool.
Past tense: "Hammersavaged"
Abbv: "HS"
You can all go hammersavage yourselves for all I care.

A cop was following me, to the point that I thought I was going to get hammersavaged. But he turned and I got home without incident.
by RF.net May 4, 2009
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hammerstank

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
by Paul Norris June 4, 2007
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