Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.

Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...

by Pap¡ July 13, 2016

Cock Happy

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.

Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.

by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

happy 9th

Happy 9th is a gathering of young men at Loyola academy in the passing period between 8th and 9th(last) period. When this gathering takes place every day 50-100 young men arrive in the men’s bathroom next to the east gym to wish everyone a happy 9th period. When someone enters they receive a warm welcome and the chant of "HAPPY 9TH". This then is disbanded just in time for everyone to reach their classes and have a wonderful 9th period!

McCann(at lunch)-"whos hitting up happy 9th, its so gnar!"
jack-"i am its the s**t"
fitz-"hey watch your language herman, but where/what is it?"
McCann-"its like an in-school party that gets you hyped for last period. its in the bathroom next to the east gym. hit it up. im stoked!"

by yeswemccann October 3, 2012

happybirthdaynicholas

the best instagram account ever.

“do you follow happybirthdaynicholas on instagram?”
“who’s that?”
“bro get the hell away from me”

by marioparty420 June 4, 2021

Happy World

Irving's Mystery-Hunting Guild, Merchant Guild, & Enlightenment Guild.

I come from Happy World, and I like Mystery Hunting.

by Knitty May 4, 2023

Happy01

A Furry from Northern San Diego. Leader, Lord, King, Pharaoh, & President of Happy World the Certified Merchant, Mystery Hunting Guild.

I am Happy01 the first Happy from Happy World ever.

by Knitty May 4, 2023