Håkon

Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))

Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!

by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009

Håkon

The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.

He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.

by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016

Hákon

Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.

1 am

Girl: .....
Hákon: u up?

by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.

by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.

I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.

by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007