Hairlip Vagina

The vagina of a very loose woman that has become slightly twisted from overuse

That sick bitch has a hairlip vagina.

by the vagina master January 22, 2009

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

Hairtopia

an unbelievable amount of body hair, in the pits, legs, chest, back, EVERYWHERE...could also be used when referring to an over grown pubic region

Dude, have you seen the body hair on Robin Williams? He's a freaking Hairtopia!!

by MaximaBella October 17, 2008

hairiphobia

Being scared of loose hair. On food or in general area.

My hairiphobia kicked in when i found hair in my salad.

by lwerts9 October 23, 2008

hairlip

A bitch or nigga WHO Has a snaggle tooth that looks like she bit into an electric cord and then bit into hard crab leg following a curbie that fell onto upside down ski pole then flossed with barbed wire

Our bartender has a hairlip (caseys bar parkville md.)

by casey comics April 18, 2014

double hairlip

A person with not only one hairlip, but two.

Uncle Galoosha has a wicked double hairlip.

by Bclone March 12, 2007

Hairstipated

Whenever poop gets caught in the hair between your butt cheeks, therefore you cannot poop.

"Dude, my friend Terry had to poop one time, but he was hairstipated."

"My prayers go out to him, poor bastard."

by dumbledo December 3, 2011