hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021

hairat

She is just a fake friend who got a bad haircut

Ur such a hairat

by Aidennasty December 12, 2021

hairgatory

hairgatory is when you've just had your hair cut and it looks a bit awkward on your head, and it just kind of sits there and you're not sure what to do with it. eventually you figure out that there's nothing you can do, and you just need to let it grow.

after getting a bad haircut, if you die and progress to the afterlife, or if you are the only survivor of the apocalypse, you then are entered into infinite hairgatory.

by glasghostvseverything November 11, 2011

hairat

Hairat means surprise. He truly is a surprise not only to his family but to many others who does not truly knows him.He loves faking his coolness by acting and coping those who he feels are cool and loved the most. But he does not know he himself has more value than all those people he thinks are cool and good looking. He has a good heart but he hides it. He cares but he shows he does not. Even after being shot by his harsh words you cannot hate him. He does not know how many people have crush on him and so he unintentionally hurts them by acting weird.How much you pretend you dislike him from inside heart you know he is special to you. His those long silky black hair, thin lips,funny smile and black eyes , cant resist you from being his friend and maybe much more. He does not know his true self. He is shy, he pretends to be strong but he has very soft heart.Once you will know the true inner him and not what he shows he is, you can never hate him.He needs a true friend that is not filtered, natural and accept him for who he is. He needs acceptance, he is not at all boring to those who knows the true him.

I love you hairat, dont know if the world cares or not, I do care and always will.

by Aditya Shah November 23, 2021

Hairatarian

A hairatarian is someone that primarily eats hair. If someone asks if you have anything hairatarian, look them in the eye and says “speedbump”

I had the best hairatarian meal last night

by Productively May 28, 2022

Mr. HairHandPencilTable

The bestest of the best when it comes to shooter games. They love to help out people below them and team up so they can win. Their first name is still unknown though one theory suggests that it is "Seb"

I am uhh.. Mr... Hair, hand, pencil table.. That;s him! Mr. HairHandPencilTable

by Rogerbrovo November 21, 2025