Hairbo

a paranoid man with a beard.

Did you know that Hairbo spent all of Tuesday night looking up his name on Urban Dictionary to see if any of his spiteful former flames had defined it?

by SpitThatSpite November 22, 2010

hairoine

A female star of a tale who possesses luxuriant tresses.

Marilyn Monroe and Katharine Hepburn were two famous hairoines on the big screen.

by QuacksO November 29, 2019

hairoin

A drug that makes your cranial-fur longer and thicker.

The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!

by QuacksO November 29, 2019

hairoism

Amazing achievements regarding cranial fur.

Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.

by QuacksO September 28, 2022

Hairboxed

When you’re so drunk that your night ends up with you shifting in your box of hair supplies

Dude, I got so hairboxed last night I need to buy a whole new set of hair products!

by Efarbs February 11, 2023