Hairgasm

You know you're having a hairgasm when you're feeling someone's hair and you realise you have been petting them for 10 minutes,
Hairgasms usually result from;
Shiny or soft hair,
Spiky or Styled hair,
or sometimes curly hair.

Jane:
"DUUUDEE Have you felt that kid Hunter's hair?!"

Bob:
"OH MY GOD YES IT'S ORGASMICLY SOFT!!"

Jane:
"No, bob, it's HAIRGASMIC!!"

Bob:
"Ohhh, righttt. ;)"

by HesterPrynne March 29, 2009

Hairgasm

The action of screaming while messing up your hair, with both hands, during a night out to get the required volumised indie style.

Teresa: "Look at that Chav, her hair is so flat"

Niamh: "She definitely needs a hairgasm"

by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008