Hoya

dancer and swag enthusiast. you say snapback? he's there. you play usher or pitbull? he's on the way. once kicked a kid for saying dwayne the rock johnson was not the savior of this generation. his senior quote was a line from kevin rudolf's popular song "let it rock". in his free time, he likes to show off his fursona and attend furry conventions with his clan (furry friends) he met on devianart. as long as this man is alive, dance will never die.

Look at that guy's sweet moves, he's such a Hoya!

by jangdogwoof August 16, 2014

hoya

something someone says to get someone's attention... in a sexual way ;)

HOYA MAH GUYS

by potatodreams August 10, 2022

Hoya

Noun: Mysteriously foolish or stupid individual, often in troubling, unsettling, rebellious, and unpredictable terms.

There was this fucking Hoya at subway with a skateboard who stared at my wife's ass the whole time and boy, did I want to kick his ass.

by AnoymousAsshole January 28, 2017

HOYA

Happy One Year Anniversary

Date: May 1st, 2014

Teresa: HOYA!
Joseph: ??
Teresa: Happy One Year Anniversary, babe!! Love you, my a.f.f.i <3
Joseph: :)

by LLpoofie April 07, 2014

Hoya

hot ass nipples, lickable nips

Man, you got some Hoya nips, there.

by LeAnna October 07, 2004

Hoya

A feces remnant that dangles from the anus.

I couldn't shake the hoya off my ass, and it left me a brownstain in my drawers.

by bbaass October 14, 2005

hoya

Scrotum, taint and ass hair.

No hoya on that batter, no hoya - hey batter, batter, batter, hey batter. No hoya! Swing batter!

by dibblez69 October 05, 2010