hoeski

your homie but like.... your hoe too. when your girlfriend isn’t just your girlfriend. your BEST friend.

person 1: i just want someone i can laugh with (ahahaahaaaha)
person 2: you should get a hoeski.

by yee_yee_bitches May 26, 2019

Hoeski

A female to female substitution for the word Broski.

Chick 1: Hey hoeski how's it hanging
Chick 2: Bad

by GRAWR! March 10, 2009

Hoeski

A slang word for hoe. (Not the kind used in your garden).
Typically used when describing girls named Rebekah.

That girl Rebekah is such a hoeski!

by ArizonaTea69ers March 28, 2010

Hoeski

when u are witt a homeboy an u see a girl, that girl is called a hoeski

Person One: Look at that hoeski over there

Person Two: Were?

by Lil twin January 16, 2008

hoeski

female version of broski. A hoeski is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just hoeskis."

person 1- how you doing hoeski?
person 2- good ty babe

by poppyrose1 August 31, 2018

Hoeski Poeski

The hokey pokey for cool kids.

Andy did the hoeski poeski

by berzerker92 January 19, 2011

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

by Mr. Will November 10, 2010