hmph

Hmph is a word to describe you either agree with some shit or you don't agree. Or hell its one of those words that just come out of no where.

Brad Pitt-"I done checked out this fine ass pregnant Asian today"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you fuck her?"

Brad Pitt-"Hell yeah"

Angelina Jolie-"Did you offer her money for the baby?"

Brad Pitt-"hmph"

by J.D Fresh January 22, 2008

Hmph

Acknowledging something interesting.

Hmph, that was sweet.

by Brandon Mead September 30, 2007

hmph

Invented in 1987 by Craig Robinson.

"Hmph"... includes any alternative spelling such as "hmf" or the like

by Merrian-Webster Dictionary July 22, 2006

Hmph

Something said while walking with another person after seeing something out of the ordinary. Usually this expression comes with a side glance that is met by the other persons eyes. This occurs only when somehing is funny, but too weird for words.

When I was walking down the street with Susy the other day their was this weird fat guy with a speedo and an apron that said kiss the cook on. All we could do is look at eachother and say hmph.

by invisble donkeys January 4, 2009

hmph

the word law uses when anoyed at her mr dave for being annoyingness and odds.

No law i not gona do dats..
FINE THEN! i not gonna tlk to uuuu HMPH!

by Llama-law November 5, 2004

hmph

this word is commonly referred to a person who is attempting to express his or her feelings in a very loud and boisterous manner. this person on a daily basis will act as if they are consistently on a mission even though they may be doing something that is an everyday task, such as eating an apple. this person may crunch on that apple very loudly while making very satisfactory faces. this person tries to make a sturdy, firm point out of something that to other normal people would seem ridiculous and unimportant. while a "hmph" is trying to make their unimportant point, the individulas in the surrounding area will undoubtably laugh at this person and talk amongst themselves at how ridiculous they look on a daily basis. this person walks with bounce in their step,and when you see a hmph in the hallway, yell HMPH!!

you could use this to call someone a name; look at that hmph!! wow, he's a hmph.

a hmph would do this

*shake his head around a lot while expressing a point or suddenly occuring thought*

by jasidi May 7, 2008

Hmph

Fine, whatever (when u say u fine, but u aint)

Anton: Hey mum-u always get so salty
Mum: Hmph-that is incorrect (cries in corner)

by Xx_$ImMaNiNjA$_xX May 10, 2018