HMFIC

acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.

"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

HMFWICC

The stylish version of the standard HMFIC. Used in hyperbole, one can take a step above the person who claims authority.

The Used Car Manager walked into the room and salesmen scurried from the demanding manager. But when the General Sales Manager appeared, one salesman whispered to the other, "Watch out. The GSM is the HMFWICC !" "What?" "The HEAD MOTHER FUCKER WHAT'S IN COMPLETE CHARGE!"

by L3 October 17, 2007

hmfic

Head muhthuh fuhkuh in charge. To be used by someone who is not a bruvuh in place of HNIC so as not to get one's ass kicked or verbally abused or sued for something or other.

- So which one of us is gonna get to buy the last Luther Vandros CD from dis' bin, bitch?
- You duh HMFIC, y0.
- Das what I thought.

by y0 mama September 21, 2003

HMFIC

A person who has worked for a large corporation for more than a decade, is sick of the bullshit, and wants to try his/her hand at an entreprenurial adventure. Often seen doing the "Superiority Dance" within the first several weeks of entreprenurialship.

Mark Gootee is the HMFIC here! Not you, you schpeeen!

by Monocataledon March 3, 2005