Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

paddle hawk

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.

Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.

by truche June 21, 2011

Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012

Hawk 'em down

to chase them down, to catch up.

"I done gave niggas whole headstarts, still I hawk 'em down"
-King Von - Back Again ft Lil Durk & Prince Dre

by LLKV👑 November 13, 2020

homo-hawk

Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.

Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.

Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.

by ocius1 May 14, 2009

Hawking

The act of flying a Blackhawk helicopter whilst erratically changing altitudes and airspeeds causing difficulty for subsequent chalks to maintain any type of formation flight that would resemble that of a professional Army/Navy/Air Force Aviator.

Did you see Carl in flight lead last night? He was hawking so bad we almost got sick!

by CoCWOO July 26, 2019

Hawkeye Vodka

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).

"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "

by _Relaxed November 15, 2016