helpdesk hillbilly 

a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho

i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.

helpdesk hillbilly by the madtechie January 5, 2008

helpdesk

A place where tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after pressing the "Mute" button.

Type "SMTP" like "Sam Michael Tom Peter"

SMPT?

helpdesk by Durr July 31, 2003

helpdesk

A place where teams of people gloss over the glaring inadequacies (mis-spelt) of the company they work for and get paid for it.

I wish to sell my bottom! - what better place than on the helpdesk. Fuck my corporate ass.

helpdesk by dave mason December 17, 2003

Bangalore Helpdesk 

A help or support desk located offshore in India, consisting of ordinary people provided a manual for providing fixes, but have no knowledge otherwise. An offshore support line where ordinary non-skilled workers read off a script to provide support.

Hambali used create sabrys, now he works the Bangalore Helpdesk. I called the Bangalore Helpdesk, and they told me to do the needful and reboot my computer. Satin Slipper used to work on the Bangalore Helpdesk, but he used to send too many needful rocket when he was frustrated.

Bangalore Helpdesk by Lefty John March 8, 2010

helpdeskified

verb - past tense To put into HelpDesk (esp. when Derek keeps sending email queries to Support)

Derek: can you please deal with this

Support: Just helpdeskified it!

helpdeskified by Kurtius Maximus September 19, 2013

helpdesk effect

When you call helpdesk and the problem fixes itself instantly.

Employee 1, "My desk phone was not working, but as soon as I emailed helpdesk it started working. "

Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."

helpdesk effect by JBlocka May 12, 2016

Helpdesk

A place where computer and network problems go to live (and never be solved), usually with desks...but very little help.

Don't go down to helpdesk....just Google it

Helpdesk by JacquesGreen220 November 24, 2021