Helga
Some crusty weeb who probably Has an unhealthy obsession with some underaged singer. She won't stop making references to an anime that has ended months now. Will harass you by sending you pick up lines thinking she is slick. Has the looks of Kermit.
Helga by A Jewish bitch December 27, 2018
Helga
A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.
Helga by Ferret squad April 9, 2017
Helga
A tall, hot, thicc, blonde woman. Usually of Scandinavian or Central European dissent. The kind of woman that’ll bench press a full grown elephant and crush watermelons with her legs.
Helga by Big Hombre August 25, 2021
helga
Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.
helga by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013
Helga
Helga by friendlywriter April 2, 2021