Haunted Handy

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

by croat10 August 11, 2014

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Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

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Spencer Haynes

blacksmith

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!

by cacajosh October 17, 2019

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Hauners

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

by Mackrod August 30, 2011

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Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

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Hakuna Matata

It means no worries, for the rest of your days~

can’t think of a sentence with hakuna matata in it :(
sorry for any inconvenience caused

by Pee pee poo poo 🤠 June 20, 2020

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That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”

Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”

by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

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