hax

Hax is a common word said by a noob from a online game who gets killed by a professional player, thus the noob cries out "OMG HAX!!1" because the noob expects to be a god in a game when he/she really just sucks.

The origins of date for the word hax is unknown, but could be recorded being said all the way back in 1999 in a popular VALVe online shooter called Counter-Strike. The majority of online gamers don't really "Hax" or in other words, they do not hack in games to become better, this is usually slang for cheating being used with downloadable illegal modifications to games that override the normal gamemode with god mode, Super speed, unlimited ammo, and so forth. Online games such as Steam games prohibit the use of hax, or in other terms, cheating and any players recorded using hax will be banned from steam and will no longer be able to play any of it's games.

(Noob1 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG! LAG!!
(Noob2 got railed by Veteranplayer)
Noob2: LOL i wasn't being hard on u!!1one
(Noob1 gets a plasma round in the face fron Veteranplayer)
Noob1: OMG STOP FuCkINg KILLING ME I HAs LAG!!1
Veteranplayer: Maybe you just suck and don't want to look like a loser?
Noob2: STFU U FAGGOT!!1
(Noob2 gets a slug in his cranium from Veteranplayer)
Noob2: U werE bEhIND ME!1 OMG U HAX!!!
Veteranplayer: Ya, ok noob.
Noob1: LOL!! U HAX FHAGGOT!!1
Noob2: FUCK YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD YOU FUCKING SUCK I WILL PUNCH YOUR FAC!11one

(The result of a bunch of noobs expecting to be super duper at a game they just started.)

by Anti-bser-missile February 26, 2008

hax

A crazy sex position involving 3 men, 2 ladies, and a sheep while skydiving.

Me, sandra, john, karen, jake, and my pet sheep had some serious hax yesterday.

by butthole spear bob 22 April 24, 2010

hax

A shorter term for Hack it can be used many ways but mainley in computer games,mIRC,msn,yahoo,aim ect as in a example below

<bob> i need hax for this game
or
<bob> tell me where to get hax so i can hax this guy

by Xthar December 18, 2005

HAX!

The most Common word used by skilled players if they get beaten by a not so skilled player

HAX! : 19:38 11~Azul I don't play people who hack
19:41 Morgue_14 cause its naughty
19:41Morgue_ if u want to hax do it on agasa servers :<

by captainllmama August 5, 2008

Hax

A term used as an excuse, for example, if you suck at PvP in WoW, and lose in a duel, you might accuse the person of hacking as an excuse to deter attention away from your own failureness. Usually used jokingly, when the person knows they suck and just want to say something funny after being beat. Its ok. You'll be ok.

Winner: "Owned, bitch!"
Loser: "I call hax."

by Deathspartan66 July 28, 2009

hax!

Bullshit or, a lie.
To imply no talent in a particular field when that person suceeds.

Bob: Noz and Void beat the game?
Jim: Hax!

by KD5EEJ350 May 9, 2007

hax

What noobs call really, really, really good players. Like when a really really big noob whines when some really reall 1337 player pwns them about 1000000 times.

IAMANOOB: YOU FREAKING HAXOR, YOU *** USE HAX LIKE CRAZY
IOWNU: YA OKAY NOOB!!!!!
IAMANOOB:How did you get that freaking HS through the freaking clear windows
IOWNU:NOOB YOU SUCK STFU
IAMANOOB: you clearly hax, if you didnt how the *** would you know i was behind the clear windo!?!??!! HAX!!!

by Ez25 July 6, 2006