Hampter

A particularly derpy or chubby and fluffy hamster .

Haha , look at that hampter holding a suitcase.

by William548 November 21, 2021

Hampter

A soffisticated being that is nocturnal that hide under your bed. Hampter is another way of saying fortnite battle pass

hampter

by Amogu March 24, 2022

Hampter

Hampter is life

Yo sussy 3am hampter amogus quandangle dingle

by Darealbeesechurger May 19, 2022

hampter

any female's vagina, whether its a good one or a bad one, but preferably a good one

her hampter was so wet, i just slid right in

by the hxcest of hxc August 25, 2010

hampter bawls

bawls of a hampter

guy: guess what

dude: what
guy: hampter bawls

by mike_oxlong657 August 1, 2023

Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025

Hampter

Big ol' boy, the truck of all truck, large man very fast twin turbo.

Big boy truck big man.

GET INTO HAMPTER???
NOW.

by BigGothTitties69 July 26, 2022