hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.

If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.

by Lindsay W May 30, 2008

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Hit Man

He is the Daddy of BusDaddy, He is also the one all bus drivers fear when he shows up, they refuse to go to the hotel for fear of not having a coach to come back to that night, He is the one all the women adore and wish to have babies with...He is such a feared figure that even Hades himself fears The Wrath of The Hit Man...

He is the bus driver to end all bus drivers....He WILL end you...

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I would rather soak myself in gasoline and walk through Hell than have the Hit Man after me...

by Wikafearia March 5, 2011

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international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

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