L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

H.I.L.F.

"Hobbit I'd Like To Fuck" see milf

Man, Frodo's mom is one hot H.I.L.F.

by SamR December 17, 2003

F.H.I.L.F.

Fire hydrant I'd like to fuck.

Forget NYFD, check out that hot, hot fire plug action on your street

by Lynn K, in the east bay September 17, 2004

C.H.I.E.F

Council of High Intellect Education Foundation (C.H.I.E.F)
The first being to achieve the purest form of "woke" and has such a high IQ, numbers can not fathom the intercellular matrix which is his brain.

After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation (C.H.I.E.F), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” Secondly,“is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. Finally, council of high intellect and education foundation (C.H.I.E.F ); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C.H.I.E.F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”.

by raisin07 December 28, 2018

P.H.I.L.F.

Pregnant Hottie I'd Like to Fuck

Now that she is pregnant again, Karen has gone from a M.I.L.F. to a P.H.I.L.F. in my book.

by Jeffrey James January 20, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011