Sol Campbell Gamble

You're in a room. Five doors. Behind four are your dream women who will let you do anything you want. Behind the other is a raging Sol Campbell. Chained up for months and ridiculously horny, he will do whatever he wants to you for however long he wants. Do you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?

Would you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?

by ill.matic January 28, 2015

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

by oracle August 19, 2004

Degenerate Gambler

(Derogatory/Insult)

An active gambling addict who bets money and/or objects they can't afford to lose.

"Mike just lost his daughter's college fund on a game of Texas Hold'Em. Fuckin degenerate gambler."

by BenStillerFolds5 February 26, 2018

gambler's special

When you are in Las Vegas and you ejaculate on a whore's face.

I just won $500 at the craps table, so I grabbed a whore from the bar and went up to my room, banged her for 15 minutes and finished off by giving her the "gambler's special".

by FORBES-BIRNS July 21, 2008

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 9, 2003

greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019