gerblin

An overweight non-binary person with bright-colored, short hair. Typically very active on social media. They should be passionate about at least one of the following: Rick and Morty, Nintendo Switch, performance activism, and working at coffee shops

I was scrolling through Twitter when I saw a gerblin post a 30 tweet thread exposing Dave Chappelle.

by Assman2 May 17, 2022

Gerb

Created in 2022 at East Ascension High School in South Louisiana

Gerb- In reference to Weed or “green” or whatever else you would like to call it.

It’s basically a code name

Yea Kennedy most definitely off dat Gerb. Look at his eyes

Yea Kennedy is for sure Gerbulated right now

Yea he looks really Gerbulitized right now

by Gerb#1 April 1, 2023

Gerbil Hider

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.

He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.

by llcalejr April 29, 2019

Gerb

(in Gerbism; monotheistic religion) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

And Gerb said, "Let there be light." And there was all this shit. (Gerble 1:3)
What are you doing if not worshipping Gerb?!?

by humblefollower69 July 20, 2023

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party

That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.

firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!

by dick dykstra March 23, 2011