Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

goatified

A term used to describe someone or something that is great or the greatest of all time.

“Did you see that throw? That quarterback is goatified.”

by LEM4R November 28, 2019

glorified penis pump

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

Gayified

To be caused to be gay. Has gone through the process of {gayification

He was gayified yesterday

by Firekaboom September 17, 2019

Gwenified

An alternative form of yassification.

“Did you just cut off the wires on your headphones?”
“Yes,I gwenified them!”

by Sl@y@lld@y January 13, 2022

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

Glorified Stranger

A person that you dont know, and have created in you head as you ideal partner, that keeps you hunting for " THE ONE".
You May have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
That person is a Glorified Stranger.

Anna: Molly, you'll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your Glorified stranger, Brandon Boyd.
Other names: Knight in shining armour, Romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.

by Carolyn De Faoite July 27, 2007